i never thought i’d write the words “deeply evil carpet” but. seriously. what a deeply evil carpet that is.
And what you should do is to put this over an actual trap, like a hole in the floor so people will be like “Oh ha ha ha that’s soooo funny, it’s a rug!” And then fall through it.
are you satan
today at work someone tipped me a potato
in some countries that is a marriage proposal
Even the potato looks confused
when you do something embarrassing in front of a lot of people
WW. H H O TRHE FUCK THINSKS “REsTAURANT LE YEAH” WOULDD BE A GOOODD NAME FORR A RESTAURANTN?!??!!?
If you close your eyes right before Mrs. George’s new boobs hit, your brain will think that you have died. Some people find calmness in this.
my dad sent these to me and said, “Look at our chalkboard in the break room!”
how in the fuck
Male problems: When you wrap a towel around yourself, you don’t have breasts to keep it up
you can keep the towel up by thinking of breasts
cat stuck in a bathtub
Look at how done he is in the last gif
I love Ellen and Portia! They are literally my heroes in life!!
Oh, but look how “disgusting” gay marriage is. Yes, this is clearly a disgusting and immoral scenario. This is not romantic and adorable and beautiful at all. This is clearly breaking traditional marriage and the world will probably explode from this.
OMG REBLOG THIS & LOOK AT UR BLOG ITS COMPLETELY DIFERENT
iM CHIR YING BC THE WAY IT LOOKS ON YOUR BLOG SEND HELP
i dunt see it
roses are red
sonic is blue
sonic is fast
sonic is fast
here to defeat his brother Lokitty